composing wild; undisciplined

every morning i wake up with a purpose and a smirk.

it says nothing against the ripeness of a spirit that it has a few worms.


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Helicopters

  • Dad: I just bought a helicopter. Well I bought it days ago but just took delivery today.
  • Me: Really?
  • Dad: My red one broke. This one is blue. $19 on Amazon. You should get one. I fly it round the house and the dogs go nuts.
  • Dad: Yeah, they’re real fun. I’ll send you one.
  • Dad: I can send my red one right now!
  • Dad: But it doesn’t fly, so I don’t know.
  • Dad: Well I’m just saying…
  • (20 minutes later)
  • Dad: You can have a helicopter.
  • Me: I want a purple one.
  • Dad: They don’t make purple. Red, yellow, blue, black, and invisible.
  • Me: Lol. Okay. Invisible.
  • Dad: Then you already have it!
  • This was my father, and NOW I AM FAMOUS.

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